If I were to have kids in ten years, or even right now, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't make it, whether because they eventually suffocated under a build-up of polar bear corpses or because they played themselves in a nuclear "my bad"-type scenario. If you asked me if I thought my hypothetical children would ever possess the ability to go down on themselves at some point before their non-natural deaths, I'd say, "The technology won't be there for at least another years, if it even ever gets there, what with all of these sinister funding cuts. It turns out the technology is already there. O-Cast , a product unveiled earlier in March, allows people with a Lovense Bluetooth Lush vibrator which was not designed with oral in mind to lick their iPhones in the exact pattern they want their vibrator to "lick," or move, on their clitoris. When I first read about the app, which describes itself as the " iTunes of cunnilingus ," I sorted the news into the Progress No One Asked For file and went about my day, masturbating with my preferred devices while making eye contact with the cardboard cutout of Drake propped behind my bed. Yet I couldn't stop thinking about what it would be like for my vibrators to mimic the patterns my tongue made—the patterns I would like a tongue to make—on my vagina. For all I talk about men being awful at oral sex, I'd been presented with a unique opportunity to see if even I knew what I wanted, as I've never been able to put my tongue down there. For a flexibility perspective, I can't touch my tongue to my knee, even after a minute stretching warm-up. Would my self-oral be better than oral from guys? If so, maybe I'd find the courage to reject guys who didn't offer me a baseline level of respect or camaraderie.
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Thousands of articles masterfully lay out tips and tricks for proper blow jobs. But there is not nearly enough information out there about how to give women great head Do not pull her pants off and go right for the main event. Turning her on beforehand is a must -- so kiss her, run your fingers and tongue along her torso and inner thighs, tell her how hot she is, how good she tastes, how delicious she smells. Whatever her body hair situation is, bask in it. A woman who feels self-conscious while your face is in her crotch is not going to have an orgasm.
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